Why is it so hard to find a good hosting provider?

July 25, 2013 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | 2 Comments

This site has been with Webhostinghub.com for almost a year now, and barring a couple of minor hiccups, it has worked relatively well.  Initially, support was good.

Then, a couple of weeks ago, I found that some key scripts that USED to work (and had not been changed – god knows, I’ve had no time to mess with anything), stopped working. I couldn’t diagnose it due to the limited access I have to my account at this provider (i.e. no shell access). I logged a support request, and that started a litany of nightmarish interactions that, as yet, have no resolution.

Initially they told me it was a problem with the scripts themselves – i.e. MY problem.  Oddly, some worked, some didn’t, and I couldn’t see any distinguishing characteristics between the working/non-working. The non-working ones throw a 500 error, but oddly, that 500 error does NOT show up in the error log files I have access to – so I had no details that one might normally see in the log results to help me diagnose. (One support guy actually said that was really weird because ALL errors thrown by apache should show up in the error logs).

I tried adding logging to the scripts to see if I could see why they were failing no avail.  I tried reducing one to just an output to the screen and nothing else – it still tossed a 500 error.  I looked at permissions. I looked at EVERYTHING.   So I figured maybe something in the Perl modules they use is corrupt. I tried to reinstall them.  My ENTIRE ACCOUNT HUNG – I could not log into my cpanel.  I got my account reset which got me back into cpanel (after HOURS waiting for/interacting with support), and tried to explain to them that if CPAN is hanging my entire account, SOMETHING IS CORRUPT and that I have no control over it.

I have lost count of how many support people I have tried to explain this to, and I detailed it very clearly in my ticket responses via email. While on the phone I had one support person try the install and so he could see how it hangs my account – he initially acted as if this was somehow something of MY doing.  Once again I had to explain how the CPAN and PERL installs are out of my hands – they are installed by the sysadmin team.  Another said it started forking a bazillion subprocesses just trying to do a CPAN search.  As if somehow this was MY doing. Again, I had to explain to him that I HAVE NO CONTROL over the CPAN install.  If it’s going bezerk, it’s because there is something CORRUPT in the install.  This was ALL DOCUMENTED. And yet, some “Tier 2” support person followed up (DAYS LATER) to graciously tell me the line numbers my scripts were failing on and to say that  he had “reinstalled” my perl modules for me.  And, of course, my account was hung, because he never checked to see that the modules were really installed, nor did he get to the root of the CPAN fork-storm that is a symptom of this whole clusterfuck.

(And don’t get me started on their new “support center” that requires you to log in with Facebook or Google+, the app for which requires that you give it access to your FRIEND LIST and your personal information on facebook.  Like fucking hell.)

Whereas I used to be able to talk with a support person in a few minutes on the phone, I have now been left hanging for 60 to 90 minutes (or longer) on either phone or support chat. I’ve had chat sessions dropped after waiting over an hour in queue, only to be requeued to the end of the line, I’ve had my tickets mishandled, mismanaged, and closed inappropriately without resolution. I’ve had my site taken offline for HOURS only to NOT have the problem resolved.  I’ve waited DAYS for replies on what is now surely a CRITICAL escalation.  I’ve had “manager feedback” tell me that they were sorry I had so many problems but that they were happy to see  my ticket was now resolved after I complained – to which I angrily responded that it was NOT FIXED, (and I restrained myself from using the profanity that was surely warranted at the time) and that their support team should start by reading ALL. THE. WORDS  in a ticket.    I’ve had to repeatedly explain over and over again to various support people WHY this is NOT my problem, and why it is NOT fixed just because they kill all the subprocesses in the fork-storm that blocks my cpanel login.

It’s now with their Tier 3 support (supposedly the highest) – I found this out via email after waiting 48 hour from my last escalation, and still they have no explanation of the root cause, nor any ETA on the fix.

Near as I can tell, SOMETHING changed on their servers on or after July 2nd. (the last date that some of the scripts wrote to log files). I logged my first ticket on July 11th. It’s now been 14 days and the latest response is “we have no ETA” on a fix. Give me shell access and a root account and I’d have it fixed in a few hours….

So, sadly, I may be moving HBI, AGAIN, because I’m very nearly DONE with the incompetence and poor customer support that I have received. Even in trying to post this blog entry, I’ve received random 500 server errors.  Our discussion forum is randomly available/not available, and new members cannot register for the forum, nor can existing members have a password sent to them.

I tried to use their site backup utility only to have it tell me that my 384MB was greater than the 3GB limit. (WTF?) and didn’t run properly. So I’m manually compressing and downloading everything I can in prep for the move.  (Like I have time for this kind of shit).

I’ve given them until Monday to get the problem fixed, or I’ll move to another provider (I hear hostgator is highly rated).  At this point, based on my experiences this week, I’m not holding out a lot of hope.   I don’t want to move but I can’t go on like this indefinitely….

I’ll post an update on Monday as to whether or not the site is moving and you can expect outages…

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“Interesting Women”….

July 7, 2013 | Filed Under Popculture, Social idiocy | 1 Comment

Dustin Hoffman talks about his revelations regarding his own misguided attitudes after his first makeup test for Tootsie…

How many “interesting women” (“or “interesting men”) have you completely ignored because you are pursuing some media-mandated, culturally brainwashed ideal of physical beauty/attractiveness?

 

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#BadParentShaming

July 5, 2013 | Filed Under Lifestyles of the Heartlessly Bitchy, Parenting, Social idiocy | 1 Comment

I know being a parent is hard.

I know you have to sacrifice.

I know there’s lots of things you don’t get to do that you did before your bundle(s) of joy came into your life.

SUCK. IT. UP.

Let me set the record straight for some people who are REALLY unclear on what is appropriate vs inappropriate parenting behaviour.

1).  It is NOT OK for you to bring your INFANT or TODDLER to a movie theatre unless it’s a mom & tot afternoon screening.  I don’t CARE if it’s expensive to get a sitter – if you cannot afford a sitter, you CANNOT AFFORD TO GO TO THE MOVIE.  Cope.  Your wants do not give you the right to a) disturb other patrons when your kid freaks out and ruin THEIR experience that THEY also paid money for, and b) expose your child to loud, scary and inappropriate content.

2) It is NOT ok for you to let your toddler run around a restaurant you are in unless you are in the play room of a Burger King or McDonalds.  The servers are carrying HOT FOOD and heavy, dangerous (if dropped on your kid’s HEAD) dishes.  Show some RESPECT and teach your kids some DISCIPLINE.  It is not MY job, nor is it the restaurant staffs’ job to look after your child.  If your child cannot sit still through a restaurant meal without disturbing other patrons, guess what? He/She IS  TOO YOUNG to take to a restaurant.  Order take-out and eat in, or get a sitter.

3) it is NOT OK  for you to take your INFANT or TODDLER to a rock concert (indoor or outdoor!) – and if you take a child and you don’t ensure it has hearing protection, that just classifies, IMNSHO, as NEGLIGENT.  A typical rock concert is around 115dBs, but can be much louder if you are right near the stage/speakers.  Children are increasingly at risk for hearing loss, and the effects of so many kids listening at too high a volume to mp3 players/ipods  is starting to take its toll.  This will only be compounded by their bozo parents taking them to things like rock concerts when they are babies and not providing any hearing protection.  Repeated (unprotected) exposure to loud sporting events, concerts, etc. will take its toll on anyone’s hearing – and children are even more at risk.  Even brief exposure to very loud noises can cause permanent damage:

“Children’s ear canals are small and particularly susceptible to loud noises, and even brief exposure can induce permanent hearing loss. Sustained exposure to sounds greater than 85 decibels are known to damage the sensitive hair cells in the inner ear.”  – http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/ask-a-health-expert/is-it-ok-to-bring-my-baby-to-a-loud-concert/article4665564/

And it’s ESPECIALLY NOT OK to take your infant or toddler to a concert AT NIGHT – a) your kid should be in bed ASLEEP, with some kind of reasonable schedule, b) you shouldn’t be exposing your child to all that second-hand weed and tobacco smoke, and c) large drunken crowds can put your child at real risk for getting stepped on/injured.

There were 25,000 people at the festival concert I went to tonight.  I saw parents with INFANTS and no hearing protection, at a location where the base was so loud it was causing my heart to skip beats (in other words, MUCH louder than 115dB)!  And I wanted to smack the “mother” and I use that word loosely, who, AFTER DARK, while puffing on her cigarette, took her toddler out of the stroller (that people kept bumping into and tripping over because she was TOO CLOSE TO THE STAGE with it), and put a leash on him so he could toddle around.  Sober people were dangerous enough trying to make their way through the crowds in the dark. Druken ones even more so.  I breathed a sigh of relief when she picked the kid up.  I was THIS close to saying, “What the FUCK are you thinking? Bringing a toddler HERE, after dark, and then letting him wander around?”

Get a grip parents.  You are NOT entitled to ruin other people’s enjoyment of a movie, concert, dinner and/or put your kid at risk because YOU feel entitled to some fun.  Parenting requires a great deal of sacrifice.  Just like your kids, you won’t always get to do what you want.  Suck it up and act like a grown up.

 

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