“Mawwiage…”

December 14, 2009 | Filed Under Lifestyles of the Heartlessly Bitchy | 6 Comments

So we went out on this “Santa Pub Crawl” on Saturday night – the theme of which is to dress up in a Christmas costume – Santa, Elves, Trees… there were even “3 French Hens”…   For the first time, rather than wear my “Grinch” costume (the pseudo-santa shirt made by hand out of an old red sweater and some fun-fur) and red leather pants,  I bought a cute little number I saw at a lingerie shop- a little faux-fur-trimmed red velour dress – long sleeved and hooded, with garters and stockings.   The stockings that came with it cut my circulation off after 3 minutes, so I bought real lace-topped red ones to go with the outfit.  The whole thing came together very nicely.

When I stepped out of the bathroom, with my halls thoroughly decked, did the bf look at me and say, “Wow!” or “That looks nice!” or “We still have some time before we have to leave….”  ?  

No.  He said, “You’re gonna freeze in that.”

I don’t care if we don’t have the piece of paper.  We are SO married.

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