How to ensure you DON’T get accepted as a member of HBI

November 19, 2008 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | 1 Comment

Found this in my inbox…

From: Jennifer
Subject: COMMENT
To: bitchsupreme@heartlessbitches.com

WTF is taking so long? Have I been accepted as a member or not??  I sent in my application over a week ago!!!  

This would be one of the weeks that takes longer to update!  Then again, maybe it always takes over a week to see “weekly updates”?

Y’all should think about removing the word weekly and only have “UPDATES”.

So anyway, I just wanted to tell whoever the lazy ass is to “Update the site!”

Jennifer

*PUNT*

Just for shits and giggles, let’s look at her “application”:

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
 I say what I what when I want and I dont care whose feelings get hurt. 

Charming. Just charming.  I’m all for speaking your mind, but it’s not about running roughshod over *everyone*.

I speak the truth – no apologies!  But even then, I think my guy loves me more when I bitch …that’s my opinion.  Well it makes him try harder to please me!

I smell a Princess. Peee-eeew those things stink! 

Lol I always stand my ground.*This is funny my boyf once drew a picture of me holding a heart in one hand the other arm behind my back and you could see a knife poking out from behind me!!! I love that pic!! 

How old are you, 12? 

lol I’m going to look for it…

You do that. I’m going to bin this app.

One Liner:
 I never tire of being called a Bitch.  You will respect me!

Uh, no I won’t. But I WILL laugh at you.

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Did somebody post a link to HBI on “Idiots R Us”?

November 15, 2008 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | 5 Comments

It seems that when it rains, it pours and the nutbars all clump together. This week has seen more than the usual number of moronic, lame and stupid emails coming in.  I thought I share excerpts and responses to a couple of them.

This little gem came from “Christopher V.”

Subject: Wow cool site!
lol Not really .Hey here is another idea for a site
that might suit u.
http://www.imastupidbitterbitchinneedoftherapy.com/ lol…
Your not redefining anything only exposing what type
of a sexist,prejudice and insecure idiot u r. What do
u think your site represents? some sort of crusade for
us women?

“us women”?  Odd. I don’t know many women named “Christopher” 

 maybe it was just initially a joke that
received followers so u kept it going. Some people
will follow and believe anything for a variety of
reasons. That doesn’t mean that what they are
following is positive and/or true. All u r doing is
making women look bad and infecting their minds with
garbage that won’t help them but hurt them in life.
Just Like the extremist religious leader feeds his
followers garbage. Just like the abusive male makes
all men look bad in the eyes of women. Just like the
corrupt politician makes the people loose confidence
in men and women with honest and good intentions.
Do you understand you ignorant and rotten fool!
I’d say Deep down inside you probably wouldn’t be so
bitter if u were not some overweight fugly orangutan
titties hunchbacked bitch.

Now THERE’s a new and hilarious insult to add to the list: fugly orangutang tittles hunchbacked bitch.  Wow. I’m speechless. 

Am i right? or perhaps your
some descent looking lady who was just beat severely
in an abusive relationship. In which case its ok honey
see the black man was just trying to take u out of ur
misery. He knew one day you would turn your ugly crab
looking predator face toward the rest of the world and
spew at it. lol…..

And it goes on and on… Someone clearly forgot to take their meds. (I’ll spare you all the details, but this little nugget was too hilarious):

as a therapist i feel forced to say that but really
why the fuck should i even care. Kill yourself will u
or lye under a train. Your life would have much more
purpose if u were worm food.

eat shit n die!

Oh yes, I can really believe this fuckwit is a “therapist”. SNORT. That claim just makes poorly-written, moronic spew sound all the more credible. Not.  Though I suspect  “Christopher” has seen a fair number of “therapists” or at least, should be seeing a professional. If for no other reason than to get those anti-psychotic prescriptions refilled so he doesn’t go off them again.

And this little parting gem is the last bastion of the misogynistic, threatened moron (you have no idea how many times I have seen this accusation hurled at me):

hell ur probably not even a woman but a man. 

Oh No!  I’m not even a REAL WOMAN.  Heaven forefend!  Because, like a REAL WOMAN wouldn’t dare to have an opinion, or voice it loudly, or do anything so brazen as to call a fuckwit a fuckwit.  I’m so deeply wounded. (only from falling on the floor laughing, of course)

Next, we have “Holly”, who was apparently born without the Irony gene.  I got this completely frothing email from her:

Subject: Evil Stepmother

Your article on how to create an evil step mother is absolutely ridiculous.  I cannot believe you would think it okay to teach someone how to sabotage another person’s life & most especially sabotage that of a child.  Our world is already jacked up enough & full of hardships for families.  I am completely disgusted by your lack of conscience, and total disregard for the harm this “how to” would cause to those children affected. 

If you ever wonder why our world & these people in it are so screwed up in the head& look to that article right there.  The way adults act & live their lives is based upon how they were raised.  If you are that lazy & selfish you probably don’t need to be raising kids at all.  The only people being harmed in a “evil stepmother” situation is the children, and it is the most immoral & unethical thing I’ve ever read.

 Wouldn’t it be much easier to just give up your rights to the children & let the other parent raise them or if not possible they would be better of in foster care or adopted.  Come on people don’t take your problems out on your children.  If you want to be a lazy, selfish bastard don’t force others into it.  Obviously whoever wrote that article has many issues beyond that of being lazy & selfish & wants to take it out on the world.  Just because no one ever loved you (wah wah), and you have this weird need to be the “good guy”  Seriously&Grow up!  Welcome to the world of being a responsible adult.  No one forces you to have to be responsible for anyone but yourself.  Remember you are in the “situation” you are in because you were stupid enough to knock someone up or get knocked up.  If you really don’t like being responsible for children then just give them up for adoption & move on with your stupid meaningless life.

The most ironic part is you are trying to make your kids like you better & when it comes down to it you will be old & dying alone.  By that point you have already caused the damage & nobody will care that your dying or regretful or even that your still alive.  I could actually see children celebrating the death of an such a selfish parent.  Sad at the fact that they could have had a decent relationship with their parents if they hadn’t taken the advice of this article.  But, celebratory at the fact that the world is a better place without selfish, lazy, irresponsible people.  It will come back to bite you in the ass some day.  Kids grow up & realize that the once looked up to father or mother is actually not that at all. 

Selfishness does not go unnoticed & you will be doomed to the depths of hell for being a horrible person & not taking one ounce of care in another human being most especially an innocent child.

I really just hope that this article is a joke, but the fact that it’s even out there for people to read is beyond heartless.  Heartless is not even the right word to describe whoever wrote & agrees with that article.  Just remember ‘what comes around goes around’! haha

Holly

My response to her was as follows:

Lady, you REALLY need to learn to understand the concepts of SATIRE and SARCASM. The very fact that you saw this article as a handbook for child abuse is more telling about YOUR character than that of the authors.

I cannot imagine what would happen if you read Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

…perhaps your head would explode.

heartlessly,
-Natalie

And of course, I’m saving the best one for “Auntie Dote” to respond to in the next round of updates…

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Morrigan Update… Nov 14…

November 14, 2008 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | 7 Comments

She’s home from the hospital and recuperating but still very very ill.  I’ve had difficulty getting in touch with her so I don’t know the full extent of the prognosis.  I hope to be able to speak to her soon to find out more.  As always, your positive energies and prayers can’t hurt…

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Morrigan Update

November 11, 2008 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | 2 Comments

… just a quick update. The Morrigan is still in hospital, awaiting further tests. The doctors still don’t know what is wrong with her. She needs her own “Dr. House”.  I am very upset at the fact that she has to bring her own liver medication into the hospital – once you are admitted, the hospital is supposed to supply any required medication. That is supposed to be part of our “universal healthcare” system.

Despite that, and the tremendous pain she is in, she is talking of writing, even if it is chicken scratch on paper…

I’ll post more when I have news.

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Grim News…

November 7, 2008 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | 5 Comments

I just got off the phone with a friend of The Morrigan’s. She’s been admitted to hospital with a failing liver and other serious complications. This is the first time she’s had someone else contact me. As ill as she has been in the past, she’s always managed to contact me herself. I’m now gravely worried about her.   

She told this friend that this is the sickest she has ever been.  And unfortunately, she’s stuck in a hospital in probably the worst possible place – a city which has a desperate shortage of doctors right now. We are working to get her transferred to London, or Hamilton, or Toronto, but without power of medical attorney, this is difficult to do. 

I know she has a number of fans and supporters out there, so I wanted to let you know. She can use all the good thoughts, prayers, and positive energy you can muster.

I’ll post more updates when I have news. Let’s hope my next posting has something positive to report.

 

-Natalie

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