Axed

by Natalie P.

December 2, 2007 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | 3 Comments

At the pub tonight, the bf received a belated birthday present: An “Axe” gift set – you know, the one with the TWO scents that you are supposed to mix together to make a third, irresistable-to-women aroma?  Of course, we all thought it was hilarious, but the most fun was the “keychain” that came with it that had variants of women saying “bow chicka bow wow”… 

The bf was mixing the various playbacks like a DJ and had us in stitches.

Of course, we were all speculating on what the third, irresistable scent was like, but he refused to try them out. (He’s not a big fan of cologne) So I got both cans out and sprayed just one small shot of each on his shirt when he wasn’t expecting it.

We all started gagging.

The waitress over by the bar covered her nose with her sweater sleeve for the next few minutes.

P said, “Quick, somebody fart and cover up the smell!”

I can’t IMAGINE the stench if a guy followed these CHEESY instructions, and sprayed that shit all over his body:

How to douse yourself in heinous smelling shit

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  1. "gunner" December 3, 2007 4:41 am

    well the blurb did promise a “novel effect”, and it delivered. though that’s the kind of frat boy humour that leads to painful sessions in a dark alley for the perpetrator when his victim catches up with him. the women i know say what attracts women is not exotic scents but a clean, freshly showered man who takes care of himself.
    “gunner”

  2. Kali December 6, 2007 6:40 am

    After seeing the Axe commercials I would have expected nothing less then a particularly obnoxious smell, something you confirmed.

    I agree with the last comment that what attracts women is fact male is showered. It’s surprising how many men underestimate how important overall hygiene is when wanting to attract a mate.

  3. Mercurial Georgia December 7, 2007 1:15 pm

    Wow, those Axe commercials always piss me off, but now they will make me giggle, in glee, because they helping women identify the kind of juvenile dicks who are impressed by it.


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