Boyfriends do the cutest things…

by Natalie P.

April 2, 2007 | Filed Under Lifestyles of the Heartlessly Bitchy | No Comments

So, the other day we were at HomeSense, (a discount/clearance place for housewares, linens, furniture, etc.).   I can’t even remember why we went in there.  At any rate, we were poking through the aisles and aisles of bargains, and I picked up some silicone oven mitts that have magnets in them so you can hang them on the fridge (which happens to be beside the stove in our place, btw), some BBQ sauces, and a funky serving tray. As we were approaching the cash, I could see the bf had something clutched (yes CLUTCHED) to his chest…

A Cow?

Yep folks, THIS is what he was holding

(it’s about 7 inches across) 

I just LOOKED at him, and he said, “It speaks to me.”

I just love a man who buys me pneumatic power tools for Christmas and is not afraid to buy a Cow birdbath on a whim, because it “speaks” to him…

I said, “You realize, of course, that if we actually use it as a birdbath outside, it will be more like a sacrificial altar. ” (The cat would LOVE something that attracts more prey into the yard).

He looked conflicted, but clutched it tighter.  “It still speaks to me.”

It’s now the cat’s water bowl in our upstairs bathroom.

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