Smartass Kids

by Natalie P.

March 7, 2007 | Filed Under Parenting | No Comments

“So I’m picking up my new car in a couple of days.”

“Don’t you, like, get a new car every year?”

“No. Every THREE years, I lease a new car.”

“Oh. What did you get?”

“A Ford Focus ZX5.”

“ANOTHER FORD? Why don’t you get something fun?!

“What do you mean? It IS fun.”

“But you always get a Ford.”

“I shopped around this time! I really did. But I couldn’t find another car for the price that gave me all the features I wanted – bum warmer seats, traction control, stereo controls on the steering column… -“

“Mom. Mom. Mom. All I’m hearing is, ‘I’m comfortable and I’m afraid of change.'”

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