*SNAP*

by Natalie P.

June 11, 2009 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | 2 Comments

I received this in email this week:

Subject: RANT
Date: Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:19:34 -0400
From: (you know who you are)

SNAP JUDGEMENTS

I am all for going with your gut on things but it really pisses me off when people make snap judgments about me when they haven’t even gotten a chance to get to know me.  Making snap judgments rather than getting clarification and using discernment isn’t becoming of a HEARTLESS BITCH.  It’s just plain cunty.  CUNT=Can’t Understand Normal Thinking.  At times we are all a bit mentally challenged.  We all have blind spots.  Rather than be all cunty and snotty it would be nice if bitches could cut another bitch a break when she is having a hard time.  If you have something to say be direct and try and have some fucking manners about it or just ask for some clarification.  Having some new blood around these parts would be a good thing.  When new bitches show up on the scene and want to be a part of things it would be smart to be welcoming and not denigrate them.  Tough love is sometimes necessary.  I am all about it if it is going to help a bitch out.  Don’t be kicking bitches when they are down though.  That’s just being an asshole. 

I didn’t need to go to the Bitchboard to figure out this was a burnt newbie having a temper tantrum.  Here is my response:

SNAP WHINERS

I am all for going with your gut on things but it really pisses me off when newbies send me whinging passive-aggressive emails thinly disguised as “RANT”s, WITHOUT THINKING first, because it shows they haven’t even got a clue how this site operates. Sending me foot-stamping emails, rather than toughing it out and getting a clue on the Bitchboard, isn’t becoming of  a HEARTLESS BITCH.  It’s just plain LAME.  LAME = Loser-Assed Mewling Email.  At times newbies are a bit mentally and socially challenged. They have blind spots, especially when it comes to accepting responsibility for their actions on the board and figuring out how to rectify their mistakes (or at least, not repeat them).  Rather than be all whiny and passive-aggressive (and emailing the editor), it would be nice if newbie members could stop making excuses, stop asking for breaks, allowances and for people to be “nice” to them, and just SUCK IT UP. If you have something to say, be DIRECT and take it up with the person you have an issue with, ON THE BOARD. DON’T email me with your complaints.  And try to have a fucking spine and learn something from the exercise rather than couching your responses in “poor me” deflections and sucking on the self-pity straw.  Having new blood in the BitchBoard doesn’t mean we should compromise our standards because some find the going tough. The site IS, after all HEARTLESS BITCHES INTERNATIONAL. When new bitches show up on the scene and want to be a part of things it would be smart of them to figure out how to NOT stick their feet in their mouths, and not expect some warm, fuzzy, “we are one” welcoming committee to make them feel all loved and special. Tough love is an imperative on the board.  There are no double-standards here. This site isn’t about catering to any individual’s issues.  You have problems and blind-spots? You are going to get called on them, and chances are, it won’t be pretty. If you make an ass of yourself on the BitchBoard, you have to suffer the consequences. Don’t be whining to me that it’s not fair and that things should operate differently.  That’s just being an asshole, and all I’m going to do is make fun of you in this column.

heartlessly,
-Natalie

And here is what Fabulana has to say about the “RANT”:

My number one pet peeve is people who email the site, apply for admission or post on the Bitchboard, and start using terms like “bitch” and “cunt” in the traditional hate speech manner. If you can’t tell the difference, you are not mature enough for this site. We aren’t into denigrating and Subordinating women in some slangy, casual, pop culture way; this isn’t a hazing. If I call Natalie the most Heartless Bitch on the face of the planet, and you can’t sense my glowing admiration for her, you are not clever. Coming up with new ways to insult people who happen to be women using sexist language (i.e. “CUNT=Can’t Understand Normal Thinking”) is just plain self- hating, and that is ONE thing we at Heartless Bitches are NOT. We JUST DON’T DO IT and if you can’t understand why, you are indeed trapped in “normal thinking.” I understand it perfectly well, just happy to abstain, thanks! That’s why this site exists.

-Fabulana

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2 comments so far
  1. Natalie P. June 15, 2009 11:21 am

    Ironically, the individual who mailed me this “Rant” has THESE choice quotes in her own blog/site on being a “Bitch”…

    “People who don’t meet my exacting standards often like to talk about how unreasonable I am.”

    (Ahhh… but it’s ok to whine about the those holding exacting standards on the BitchBoard being unreasonable…)

    “Being a sore loser is soooooooo unattractive.”

    (Sending me pissy sore loser rants is sooooooo unattractive.)

    “Trying to justify repeated poor behavior to me is like screaming into a big black hole. I will correct you but if you don’t take my constructive criticism to heart and make the necessary changes you are just shit out of luck.”

    (Hahaha. Consider yourself shit out of luck in this camp.)

    “I reserve the right to refuse you an audience for any reason at all. I do not have to explain my reasons to you either. I don’t owe you jack point shit.”

    (According to your own exacting standards, the other members of the bitchboard don’t owe you Jack Point Shit, whether you are having a “hard time” or not…)

    uber heartlessly,
    -Natalie

  2. tigronette June 19, 2009 6:38 am

    I got flamed the first time I posted on the board for being an arrogant twit and got quite annoyed about it – in retrospect you were right (when I feel uneasy about approaching something new I often go into ‘intellectual asshole’ mode). I certainly wouldn’t complain about it now, in fact it’s been useful to me – I now understand how I manage to alienate people in certain situations.

    Some people can’t take the truth I guess…

    Claire


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