Stupid email of the day

by Natalie P.

March 29, 2009 | Filed Under Lifestyles of the Heartlessly Bitchy, Reader Responses, The Heartless Bitch Way | 1 Comment

From “Bob Charlie”

Subject: i want in. legit
To: nataliep@heartless-bitches.com

i write music and poetry, and am a reflective individual who can
add a confident gentle side to your lovely website. bitches.

Bill Moran

From the editorial review board:

“Really, just a troll. All those strange nom du trolls.” – Fabulana

“Reflective? is he covered in silver? Inquiring minds want to know…” – Natalie

“Check out the spelling of his surname.  If you change just one letter, you’d have his definition.” – The Morrigan

“Honestly, it took me a minute to even get that far, because the subject had irked me. YOU want? Yeah, –way to pay attention to shit, dood. Just stride on in and make demands. “Legit”? I think he’s lookin’ for the wrong kinda Hammer Time.” – Instagatrix

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  1. Lanterns March 30, 2009 12:48 pm

    Covered in silver…muahahahaha!
    And the surname spelling was also the first thing I thought of.


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