How to ensure you DON’T get accepted as a member of HBI

by Natalie P.

November 19, 2008 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | 1 Comment

Found this in my inbox…

From: Jennifer
Subject: COMMENT
To: bitchsupreme@heartlessbitches.com

WTF is taking so long? Have I been accepted as a member or not??  I sent in my application over a week ago!!!  

This would be one of the weeks that takes longer to update!  Then again, maybe it always takes over a week to see “weekly updates”?

Y’all should think about removing the word weekly and only have “UPDATES”.

So anyway, I just wanted to tell whoever the lazy ass is to “Update the site!”

Jennifer

*PUNT*

Just for shits and giggles, let’s look at her “application”:

Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch:
 I say what I what when I want and I dont care whose feelings get hurt. 

Charming. Just charming.  I’m all for speaking your mind, but it’s not about running roughshod over *everyone*.

I speak the truth – no apologies!  But even then, I think my guy loves me more when I bitch …that’s my opinion.  Well it makes him try harder to please me!

I smell a Princess. Peee-eeew those things stink! 

Lol I always stand my ground.*This is funny my boyf once drew a picture of me holding a heart in one hand the other arm behind my back and you could see a knife poking out from behind me!!! I love that pic!! 

How old are you, 12? 

lol I’m going to look for it…

You do that. I’m going to bin this app.

One Liner:
 I never tire of being called a Bitch.  You will respect me!

Uh, no I won’t. But I WILL laugh at you.

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  1. "gunner" December 6, 2008 10:03 am

    “you will respect me…”

    sorry ducks, respect has to be earned, and now you’ve got two people laughing at you.
    “gunner”


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