Happy Mother’s day

by Natalie P.

May 12, 2008 | Filed Under The Heartless Bitch Way | No Comments

My spawn called upstairs, “Hey mom!  You decent?”

I called back, “No, never. But I have clothes on, if that’s what you are asking.”
He bounded upstairs, “Happy Mother’s day” (gave me a hug), and said hurriedly, “I have to work at noon and I have to get to Sears and buy a tie first -“

“But you had TWO – you couldn’t find either?”

“I can’t find one, and the good one, the manager threw out.”

“What an asshole.”

“Yeah. Gotta run!”

I called after him as he ran out the door, “Hey! Where’s my breakfast in bed?!!”

Ah the joys of motherhood.  When they are children, you can’t get them to sleep, and when they are young adults, you can’t get their asses out of bed.

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