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  1. Cassandra April 3, 2008 4:15 am

    This is, quite possibly, the best thing I’ve read in months. And I read *a lot*. Thanks for the laughs.

  2. Kimberly April 4, 2008 5:11 pm

    Wow. There is ALWAYS some “helpful” fucktard around who ensures survival of the dumbest, eh? Yep.

  3. John Smith April 7, 2008 2:02 pm

    Bwaahahaa!! Why am I not surprised that a loser like you was at a Pagan festival with a bunch of stupid 18 year olds? hahah!

    You should post a picture of your boyfriend, if you actually do have one, that is. Why am I dubious? He’s either a total loser like yourself, or he’s a completely feminized wimp.

    Shouldn’t you be gay or something? Don’t lesbians love loser chicks who act like men and hang out with 18 year olds?

    By the why, women sucks at math and computers, which is why you have to name-drop every fucking protocol or piece of software. No wonder why your “bf” has a better job than you.

    :)

  4. Gabriella April 9, 2008 1:03 pm

    I made myself a sword in metal shop this past monday. When the apocalypse comes, I may die, but not before maiming my attackers first…

  5. Natalie P. April 15, 2008 11:16 pm

    “John Smith” (you fucking coward)…. Why is it that detractors like you always assume I am a) fat or b) ugly, or c) a lesbian? You guys are SO threatened by an intelligent woman who won’t put up with the kind of bullshit you dish out.

    What is probably closer to the truth than any of your speculation, is that you, “John Smith”, (and the hordes of guys like you), are threatened by the fact that someone like ME: smart, hot, non-traditional, geeky, sexy, funny, and capable of calling you on your truckloads of SHIT, wouldn’t look TWICE at an asshole like you. And you will never get a woman like me. You probably have shits smarter than the women you date, and you probably like it that way – because they don’t threaten your fragile, weak ego.

    And for the record, I earn FAR more than the bf, who, while brilliant, works, for ethical and personal interest reasons, for an NGO. I also ROCK at math (and always have), am killer at debugging, could code most people (male or female) under the table in my day, have been praised by every manager I had, and have had people follow me from one company to the next.

    I work in the entrepreneurial space, which pays more, but is also higher risk. The bf and I actually do similar work but for companies with vastly different sizes and risk profiles. It makes our professional and technical discussions very interesting, to say the least.

    So basically, “John” wiener “Smith”. Bite me.

  6. wendy April 16, 2008 4:00 am

    Natalie, John “Smith” thought he was being clever disguising his surname but we all know it is really Thomas.

  7. Kimberly April 17, 2008 7:58 am

    Isn’t it amusing how the John SmithISH types hide behind false names and computers? You think this person would behave this way to your face? Uh uh. I suppose one must be ignorant/stupid to receive positive feedback from John Smith, eh? Tis such a shame that people like us will most likely have to carry fucktards like “John Smith.” Wow.

  8. Jurhael May 1, 2008 1:51 am

    “John” is just mad because you’re not “easy prey”. People like him hate that.