ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY CONTEST - Natassia's Loud Loser

I met this one guy in a club and I thought he was amusing so I gave him my number. We talked for a couple weeks over the phone, and finally went out.

Our first and only date was at... another club. A loud loud screamy club. So fine, he took me to this loud screamy club and tried to talk to me to find out more things about me. He spent a lot of the time telling stupid jokes and laughing at them. Then he tried to get me drunk (I got a bit tipsy). He kept trying to touch my hands and me and I told him I don't like holding hands (with him). I asked if we could leave, and he said no. (I learned a valuable lesson).

I lived about 45 minutes away from this club and it was inaccessible by transit. I also left my purse in his car. Needless to say, those were dumb moves. When we FINALLY left, and he drove me home, I asked to stop off at a Tim Hortons to use the washroom and grab a doughnut and drink. When we got near my house, he stopped at a parking lot near by and said, "I wonder what it would be like to kiss a girl that had just eaten a doughnut".

I said, "I don't want to kiss you."

Then he just started SCREAMING at me saying, "I am a nice guy, I have such rotten luck."

I said, "YOU HAVE SHITTY LUCK? WHERE WERE YOU THIS WHOLE DATE? I was the one with crappy luck".

As soon as I got home, I sent him a link from your website.