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ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY CONTEST - Monika's Disasterous Dates

I have about three stories in the past year of awful dates...

1) Met Mel on the internet. I know, my bad. He talked about his ex-gf most of the time and how he was trying to move on. I get a random phone call, don't answer cuz I don't know the number. Goes to voice mail, says her name is Monica, too, and to call her back. While I'm still listening to the voice mail the number calls again... he is mouthing to me that Monica was his ex's name. The chick hacked into his email and got my number and was sizing up the competition.

2) Bartender from my favorite club...Jake, we meet at the movies, he's running late. Ends up sitting three rows behind me because he couldn't find me and his phone died. He has to leave for work immediately following. So we hug goodbye and I never heard from him again.

3) Sweet guy, but dumb. Mike was a friend of my friend...lied about his age. Didn't open his wallet for *annnnything*, dinner, movies, etc. Ex-gf called him, turned out to be current roommate, talked to her while I was in the car for about 10 minutes. Awkward. At the end of the date (our first date, mind you)...he tells me he has to swing by his parents house to get a present from them...and they want to meet me. SUPER awkward.

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