ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY CONTEST - Inger's Foray into e-ating
So you want a bad date story? I've got one for ya. Everyone raves about online dating, so I tried it. After emails back and forth for a while, we agreed to meet up for coffee. I chose the spot, someplace where I knew everyone in case I needed them.
I get there to find that the guy's picture was of course not at all realistic -- can you say photoshop? He was socially backward, and a complete nut -- fanatic, galore. Sitting down to coffee (why oh why I didn't just kick him to the curb right away, I'll never know), he starts in a complete monotone voice: "So, my job is like Office Space. You know. The movie?" and then just stares. Thats almost all he ended up saying. Even when he spilled his coffee all over MY lap, he had nothing more to say than oops.
And that part about picking a place where I knew everyone? Yeah, talk about backfiring -- I still get ribbed about the winner I had found -- winner of The Most Boring Date EVER award.
Yeah, no more e-dating for me.
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