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The Forbidden Fruit Juice Poll

What would you do if you found out your teenager had drunk the Tropicana?

Sit him in the COMFY CHAIR and lecture him until his ears bleed

Put a lock on the refrigerator, since we clearly can't trust him

Check his breath everytime we get home to make sure he hasn't fallen off the Juice Wagon

Send him to work in the dank orange juice mines, because hell, Tropicana doesn't grow on trees ya know!

Make him drink an entire case of Tropicana, so he pukes his guts out and never wants to drink orange juice again

Make him buy more with his OWN money - after all, that was MY JUICE. MINE. MINE ALLLLL MINE!

Give him some money and send him to the store on his bike to get more

Ask him to let me know next time, so I can pick up more on my way home

Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the BEAVER last night?

Do people honestly give a DAMN about trival suff like this? Fer crissake at least he was drinking something HEALTHY!


  
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